Yo Mama Fashion Jokes

Yo mama's so fat the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.

Yo mama's so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."

Yo mama's so fat when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do hot air balloons.

Yo mama's so fat when she gets into a hot air balloon, she looks like she's wearing tights.

Yo mama's so fat when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."

Yo mama's so fat when she sends her underwear to the laundry, they charge her for sheets!

Yo mama's so fat when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a purple sweater people call her "Barney."

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a raincoat, people yell, "Taxi".

Yo mama's so fat when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears her "B.V.D."s they spell boulevard!

Yo mama's so fat you could go swimming in her bra.

Yo mama's so stupid that when she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ummm... Levis?"

Yo mama's so stupid when she locked herself in the bathroom, she peed in her pants

Yo mama's so ugly that they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints

Yo mama’s so fat that when she left wearing high heels she came back wearing flip flops.

Yo mamma so fat she has to enchant her panties into a portkey to get out of a chair.

Yo mamma so ugly that when she went to the stripe club people payed her to keep her clothes on.

Yo mamma’s so dumb she got locked in the toilet store and wet her pants.

Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!!!

Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!

Yo momma so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat she has her own brand of jeans: FA - FatAss Jeans.

Yo momma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she went on a date with high heels on and came back with sandals!!!

Yo momma so fat that she can't tie her own shoes.