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Yo mama so statist she pasteurizes her own breast milk.
Yo mama so statist she's believes her health care is "FREE."
Yo mama so statist that she loves to leave her chains on after kinky loving.
Yo mama so statist that when she sits around the house, she declares eminent domain.
Yo mama so statist, she calls her Welfare Check "her Salary."
Yo mama so statist, she loves paying income taxes.
Yo mama so statist, she thinks that government gun control stops violent shootings.
Yo mama so statist, she thinks the 2nd amendment means you can only carry a firearm while being a member of the National Guard.
Yo mama so statist, she thinks the US is a democracy.
Yo mama so statist, she wrote a thank you letter to BLM for saving the desert tortoise.
Yo mama's so statist - turning your air guitar up to 11 results in a noise violation.
Yo mama's so statist she bcc's the NSA when she sends you email.
Yo mama's so statist she bombs her neighbors because they envy her freedom
Yo mama's so statist she called the cops when you refused to wipe your own ass.
Yo mama's so statist she canceled her cellphone to get an obama phone.
Yo mama's so statist she confiscated your Halloween candy as contraband.
Yo mama's so statist she grounded you whenever the neighbor's kid got in trouble.
Yo mama's so statist she hung a stop sign on the way out of your bedroom door.
Yo mama's so statist she limited your Nerf Gun ammo to under 10 rounds.
Yo mama's so statist she made you buy a license to feed the goldfish.
Yo mama's so statist she made you mount catalytic converters on your electric trains.
Yo mama's so statist she makes you get a fishing license for your backyard pond.
Yo mama's so statist she makes you get bonded & insured before climbing a tree.
Yo mama's so statist she makes you pay taxes on your lemonade stand.
Yo mama's so statist she makes you redeem meal vouchers for dinner.
Yo mama's so statist she named you Lehman and your brother Freddie Mac.
Yo mama's so statist she only hires licensed baby sitters.
Yo mama's so statist she organized the Home School Teachers Union.
Yo mama's so statist she requires an environmental impact survey before you can build a sandcastle.
Yo mama's so statist she taxed your allowance and gave it to the neighbors kid.
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