Yo Mama Comics Jokes

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to deposit Pennywise.

Yo mama so clumsy, she makes Humpty Dumpty look like gymnasts.

Yo mama so dumb she thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease.

Yo mama so fat Hulk calls her for squashing.

Yo mama so fat not even HULK could lift her.

Yo mama so fat Spider-Man web can't even hold her.

Yo mama so fat when Thanos snapped nothing happened.

Yo mama so lazy Garfield is her personal trainer.

Yo mama so silly her password asked her to choose 8 characters and she wrote “Snow White & the 7 Drawfs.”

Yo mama so stupid she make Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked into ghost riders eyes he died.

Yo mama so ugly when the flash saw her, he ran half way across the world!

Yo mama so ugly, even Hulk was scared of her.

Yo mama wears so much make up, the Joker think it's too much.

Yo mama's nose is so big, when she lies down, it looks like the Batcave.

Yo mama's so broke she asked Oliver Twist to share his dinner.

Yo mama's so ugly when Deadpool saw her he said did francis mess up your face too.

Yo mama's so damn ugly and desperate, she did Winnie the Pooh and Tiger too.

Yo mama's so fat Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"

Yo mama's so fat her farts are the reason Krypton blew up!

Yo mama's so fat she killed Wolverine with one fart.

Yo mama's so fat that Dexster Jettster mistook her for his wife.

Yo mama's so old that she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.

Yo mama's so short even AntMan can't shrink down to her size.

Yo mama's so stupid she confused man of steel with iron man.

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a block of flats.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought Deadpool was a pool with dead people.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought Deadpool was part of the seven seas.

Yo mama's so stupid she threw baseballs at Batman.

Yo mama's so stupid that when I asked her about X-Men she said "Sure, there's Bobby my first baby daddy, Roger the guy I see on Thursdays..."