Yo Mama so Short Jokes

Yo mama is so small she hanglides on a Doritos!!

Yo mama so short she can't say a thing with out a miro phone!

Yo mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.

Yo mama so short she needs a latter to touch the ground.

Yo mama so short she thought the cracks in the sidewalk were part to a maze.

Yo mama so short she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.

Yo mama so short when she got in the car she couldn't reach the steering wheel.

Yo mama so short, she doesn't need the door, cause she can get through the mouse hole.

Yo mama so short, she sleeps in a mini house.

Yo mama so short, she went under Trump's wall.

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her drivers licence.

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama's so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama's so short that when she sat on the curb her feet didn't touch the ground.

Yo mama's so short that you can see her feet on her drivers license!

Yo mama's so short, during the election, Donald Trump accidentally stepped on her, and he thought he stepped on a brownie.

Yo mama's so short she can walk under the bed with high heels on.

Yo mama's so short that her homies are the Keebler Elfs.

Yo mama's so short that she can do push-ups under the door.

Yo mama's so short that she can limbo under the door.

Yo mama's so short that she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama's so short that she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama's so short that she does pull-ups on a staple.

Yo mama's so short that she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.

Yo mama's so short that she has to look up to look down.

Yo mama's so short that she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama's so short that she makes Gary Coleman look like Shaquille O'Neal.

Yo mama's so short that she models for trophys.

Yo mama's so short that she slam-dunks her bus fare.

Yo mama's so short that she uses a condom for a sleeping bag.