Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the Wall.

Yo mama is so fat she isn't 70 percent water she is 70 percent fat.

Yo mama is so fat that even if she went swimming naked it wouldn’t count as skinny dipping.

Yo mama is so fat that scientists discovered it was yo mama that made dinosaurs extinct.

Yo mama is so fat the weather man has to predict her movements for the weather.

Yo Mama is so fat, she thought she could eat a SUBmarine.

Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move!

Yo mama so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama so fat and old she sat on a toy airplane and invented the jet

Yo mama so fat Donald Trump couldn't AFFORD to build a wall around her.

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction!

Yo mama so fat even Donald Trump can't make as big of a wall as her.

Yo mama so fat every time she walks she does the Harlem shake.

Yo mama so fat her belly button got home 15 minutes before she did.

Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming

Yo mama so fat her college graduation picture was an aerial photo.

Yo mama so fat her shadow even weighs 24 pounds.

Yo mama so fat her stretch marks got stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat I had to look at her twice to see her once!

Yo mama so fat it took her 2 steps to get across the Alantic Ocean.

Yo Mama so fat she bends the fabric of reality.

Yo mama so fat she bought a fur coat and the whole species went extinct.

Yo mama so fat she can block a black hole with her belly button.

Yo mama so fat she can fart past a minute.

Yo mama so fat she can't touch her feet.

Yo mama so fat she can't fit through the moon door.

Yo mama so fat she couldn't fit in jetBlue!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she got tiny little fat mama's orbiting around her.

Yo mama so fat she had a refrigerator tied to her waste and everyone thought it was a pager.