Yo Mama Body Parts Jokes

Yo mama has no fingers and talking about she's gonna press charges.

Yo mama has no legs and talking about she's running things.

Yo mama has one ear and talking about she wants to hear both sides of the story.

Yo mama has one leg and talking about, "You can lean on me."

Yo mama hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama is missing a finger and can't count past nine.

Yo mama so fat her body mass her body is measured in arces

Yo mama so fat she can block a black hole with her belly button.

Yo mama so fat she can't even wipe her own ass.

Yo mama so fat she wears a sock on each toe.

Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one knee and they call her UNO.

Yo mama's arms are so short that she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.

Yo mama's got two wooden legs and one is one backward.

Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama's legs have never met!

Yo mama's missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo mama's so fat even her shadow has stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat that her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat that her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Yo mama’s hips are so big that people set their drinks on them.

Yo mama’s legs are like the library, they’re always open to the public.

Yo momma chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts.

Yo momma has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.

Yo momma has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.

Yo momma has a short arm and can't applaude.

Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.

Yo momma has an ass soo big she has to shit in a dumpster.

Yo momma has one hand and a Clapper.

Yo momma has one leg and a bicycle.

Yo momma's thighs are so fat you can smack them and ride the waves.