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I thought you were ugly ... and then I met Yo mama
I'm not saying she's ugly...But she turned 3 cannibals into vegetarians.
Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama is so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama is so ugly we have to run.
Yo mama is so ugly when she lays on the beach the tide won’t come in.
Yo mama so ugly her mama put rubber bands on her ears so that people would think that she was only wearing a mask.
Yo Mama so ugly her mirror broke when she wasn’t looking at it.
Yo mama so ugly her nickname is "Damn"!
Yo mama so ugly if it weren't for her big ears, you couldn't tell her head from her butt.
Yo mama so ugly if ugly were bricks, she would be her own project.
Yo mama so ugly in public, people try to avoid looking directly at her.
Yo mama so ugly she always keeps three bags handy: one for her head, one for your own head in case hers fell off, and one by the door in case anyone walked in.
Yo mama so ugly she beat Trump in an ugly contest.
Yo mama so ugly she got turned down for "Girls Gone Wilding"
Yo mama so ugly she gotta wear a disguise on garbage day.
Yo mama so ugly she has a face that would sink a thousand ships.
Yo mama so ugly she has to even sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo mama so ugly she has to sneek up on a glass of water.
Yo mama so ugly she has to wear a bag over her head, you wear a bag over your own head whenever you see her in case her bag breaks, and you bring a third bag to puke into if you end up having to look at her anyway.
Yo mama so ugly she is the reason animals go in hibernation.
Yo mama so ugly she looks like her face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with an ax.
Yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Yo mama so ugly she made an account on a dating app and got banned straight away.
Yo mama so ugly she makes blind people happy to be blind.
Yo mama so ugly she needs 2 paper bags to cover her face.
Yo mama so ugly she runs around with a mattress strapped to her back asking for volunteers.
Yo mama so ugly she slapped herself and her face slapped her back.
Yo mama so ugly she steps in front of the mirror and it shade-rd into pieces.
Yo mama so ugly she was born with a bag over her head!
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