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Yo mama is so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama is so lazy that she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so fat and lazy, she ate all the lunch meat and didn’t bother to pack you a lunch.
Yo mama so lazy her constant quandry is “should I sit down and do nothing or should I lie down and do nothing”
Yo mama so lazy her patron is a sloth.
Yo mama so lazy her to do list is one word long “nothing”.
Yo mama so lazy she can't even get out of bed to have a job and support your family.
Yo mama so lazy she doesn’t have a dining table, because she always eats in bed.
Yo mama so lazy she got a remote control just to operate her remote.
Yo mama so lazy she has a remote control to operate her remote control!
Yo mama so lazy she has a remote for the TV remote.
Yo mama so lazy she has a stay-at-home job and still can't get to work on time!
Yo mama so lazy she has sweatpants for every day of the week.
Yo mama so lazy she put a snooze button on her smoke alarm!
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
Yo mama so lazy she undercooks ramen noodles.
Yo mama so lazy she won the Netflix marathon.
Yo mama so lazy she won't empty the trash in her computer's recycle bin.
Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so lazy that she stole your identity just so she could spend more time with you.
Yo mama so lazy that she arrived late at her own funeral.
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent motorized wheelchair marathon.
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
Yo mama so lazy that she doesn't have the time to argue.
Yo mama so lazy the only two letters of the alphabet she knows is NO.
Yo mama so lazy, for a long time she went to bed early.
Yo mama so lazy, the only thing she gets excited about is canceled plans.
Yo mama's so lazy she doesn’t even cook ramen noodles.
Yo mama's so lazy she lost the Net-flix marathon.
Yo mama's so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her another remote!.
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