Are you looking for Yo Mama so Tall Jokes? Here you will find a large collection of the funniest, most insulting and best Yo Mama so Tall Jokes you can find on the web! These funny Yo Momma jokes about tall can be rude, mean, dirty, nasty, stupid and dark but also very funny, silly and entertaining. Our list of funny Yo mama jokes will lead to laughter. Be sure to read them all. Laugh more and live longer!
Yo mama is so long she can take one step and arrive in Australia.
Yo mama is so tall on Christmas when you sit on her head you can see santa flying away in his sleigh.
Yo mama so tall her front door's the size of a castle's.
Yo mama so tall her neighbor is the ISS.
Yo mama so tall people look up to her.
Yo mama so tall she can sit on the London bridge and soak her feet!
Yo mama so tall she CAN taste the rainbow.
Yo mama so tall she changes the fluorescent lighting sitting on the couch.
Yo mama so tall she could 69 Bigfoot.
Yo mama so tall she did a push-up and burned her back on the sun.
Yo mama so tall she had to buy a car with a sun roof
Yo mama so tall she has to take out the driver's seat of her car and sit in the back to operate the vehicle.
Yo mama so tall she looked down on mt. Everest.
Yo mama so tall she makes Shaquille O'Neal look like Gary Coleman.
Yo mama so tall she plays tag with the clouds.
Yo mama so tall she was arrested for blocking the orbit of the moon.
Yo mama so tall when I tell her to bend over she's still taller than me.
Yo mama so tall when she goes to the bathroom it takes a week for it to hit the ground!
Yo mama so tall when she plays basketball she drops the ball in the hoop.
Yo mama so tall when she plays basketball, she has to lie down to put the ball in the hoop.
Yo mama so tall when she stood near the giraffe she was asked would you marry me?
Yo mama so tall when she tripped over 4th Avenue, she landed on 12th!
Yo mama so tall, when she jumped in the air she got stuck between 2 clouds.
Yo mama's so tall that she tripped in Michigan and bumped her head in Florida.
Yo mama's so tall she can see her house from anywhere.
Yo mama's so tall she uses two 100-foot ladders as crutches.
Yo mama's so tall that she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo mamma so tall she tripped on a rock in Minnesota and fell in Florida
Yo momma so tall she did a cartwheel and put lines through da clouds.
Yo momma so tall she lit her cigarette on the sun.
I highly respect yo momma, and I think she's a wonderful person! You should never, ever joke about your mother in the way described on this page!
Do you have a funny joke about so tall that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great yo mama jokes.