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Yo mama so nasty she got herself kicked out of a Red Lobster for bringing her own crabs.
Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots.
Yo mama so nasty she made `Righ Guard' turn left.
Yo mama so nasty she made `Sure' confused.
Yo mama so nasty she’s like a nascar driver she burns 50 rubbers a day!
Yo mama so nasty when she takes off her drawers, it sounds like Velcro!
Yo mama so nasty when she went to red lobster they kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo mama so nasty, that the government asked her if they could use her for their alien experiments.
Yo mama so nasty, when she eats a burger, it's like watching Jurassic Park.
Yo mama's house is so nasty, even the roaches wear slippers.
Yo mama's so nasty she dropped her toothbrush in the toilet and we had to get a new toilet.
Yo mama's so nasty that every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.
Yo mama's so nasty that I when I talked to her on the phone, she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's so nasty that she calls Janet "Miss Jackson."
Yo mama's so nasty the military weaponized her farts.
Yo mama's so nasty the USGovernment uses her bath water for chemical weapons.
Yo mama's so nasty, she sweats black flag.
Yo mama's so nasty her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.
Yo mama's so nasty her parents wouldn't let her have a sandbox as a kid, 'cause the cats kept burying her.
Yo mama's so nasty her tits give sour milk.
Yo mama's so nasty I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.
Yo mama's so nasty she breeds crabs.
Yo mama's so nasty she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama's so nasty she keeps a bag of ice between her legs to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.
Yo mama's so nasty she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty she went swimming and now we have the Dead Sea.
Yo mama's so nasty she went to a hair salon and told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!
Yo mama's so nasty that a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.
Yo mama's so nasty that even dogs won't sniff her crotch.
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