Yo Mama Food Jokes

Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to Denny's instead.

Yo mama cooking is so bad that her food throws itself in the garbage.

Yo mama cooking so nasty flies won’t even land on it.

Yo mama house so small that you have to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama loves food so much her favorite cuisine is “seconds.”

Yo mama so dumb she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.

Yo mama so dumb she stared at da orange juice bottle cause it said concentrate

Yo mama so dumb she thinks brownies are people with brown skin.

Yo mama so fat she ate a burger in 1 bite.

Yo mama so fat she has pictures of food in her wallet.

Yo mama so fat she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on her diet pills.

Yo mama so fat she stuffed a turkey with her fat.

Yo mama so fat she sweats butter and syrup and has a job at Ihop wiping pancakes across her forehead.

Yo mama so fat shes on the seafood diet, she sees food and she eats it.

Yo mama so fat that you don't see her eat, you see blurry motions.

Yo mama so fat the back of her neck like a package of hotdogs.

Yo mama so fat when she gets a cut she bleeds milkshake.

Yo mama so fat, she dreamt about Angel Food cake, woke up and her pillow was missing'!

Yo mama so fat, the back of her neck look like a pack of hot dogs.

Yo mama so hot she makes jalapeños cry.

Yo mama so hungry she created an email account just for the spam.

Yo mama so messed up she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor she goes to trash cans with a a grocery list.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so stupid she became a vegan.

Yo mama so stupid she spent 20 minutes staring at a carton of Orange Juice because it said it was from Concentrate!

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.