Yo Mama so Poor Jokes

Yo mama is so poor she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo mama is so poor when someone threw a cigarette in her yard she said "clap your hands stomp your feet thank you lord we got heat".

Yo mama is so poor, when the opens the front door to her house, she is in the back yard

Yo Mama so fat, she fell down the Grand Canyon, and got stuck!

Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama so poor I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and asked if she lost one and she said, "No, I found one".

Yo mama so poor I stepped on a lit match and she said : ”who turned off the heat???”

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor she hangs up toilet paper up to dry.

Yo mama so poor she has ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama so poor she put on a trash bag and said "do you like my new dress?"

Yo Mama so poor she takes the trash in!

Yo mama so poor she uses curtains as blankets!

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama so poor the IRS can't even figure out how much she's worth.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!"

Yo mama so poor when I told her to go home she went to the dumpster.

Yo mama so poor when you asked could i go 2 the restroom she saud pick a coner.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so poor, she built her house out of......PAPER!

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay ATTENTION!

Yo mama so poor, she lives in a house out of carton!

Yo mama so por, she can't even afford the other o!

Yo mama's so poor burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo mama's so poor that her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo mama's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo mama's so poor Nigerian scammers wire HER money!

Yo mama's so poor she can't even afford her life.