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Yo mama so skinny if she had a yeast infection she'd be a quarter pounder with cheese
Yo mama so skinny she can even fit in a used mouse trap.
Yo mama so skinny she can’t even fit in a bikini.
Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.
Yo mama so skinny she uses a tie for a blanket.
Yo mama so skinny she uses Cheerios as a Hula Hoop.
Yo mama so skinny that when she went for a roll people thought the moon had crashed.
Yo mama so skinny, people call her "twig".
Yo mama's so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil.
Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out the peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama's so skinny, she has to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow
Yo mama's so skinney she got a run in her hose an she fell out.
Yo mama's so skinney she has to run around in the shower to get wet.
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo mama's so skinny that her bra fits better when she wears it backwards.
Yo mama's so skinny that her nipples touch.
Yo mama's so skinny that her pants only have one belt loop.
Yo mama's so skinny that I could blind-fold her with dental floss.
Yo mama's so skinny that if she had a sesame seed on her head, she'd look like a push pin.
Yo mama's so skinny that if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.
Yo mama's so skinny that if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use her to mop the floor.
Yo mama's so skinny that if she turned sideways and stuck out her tongue, she would look like a zipper.
Yo mama's so skinny that instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent.
Yo mama's so skinny that she can dodge rain drops.
Yo mama's so skinny that she can see out a peephole with both eyes.
Yo mama's so skinny that she goes hot tubbing with the Mini Wheats Man.
Yo mama's so skinny that she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow.
Yo mama's so skinny that she has to wear a belt with spandex.
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