Yo Mama so Silly Jokes

Yo mama is so silly she won’t play Candy Crush cause she has diabetes.

Yo mama so silly her password asked her to choose 8 characters and she wrote “Snow White & the 7 Drawfs.”

Yo mama so silly just grabbed a bowl and a spoon after hearing it’s chilly outside.

Yo mama so silly she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so silly she plays pool in her bathing suit.

Yo mama so silly she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

Yo mama so silly she put two quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so silly she returned a puzzle, claiming it was broken.

Yo mama so silly she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so silly she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo mama so silly she studied for a blood test.

Yo mama so silly she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

Yo mama so silly she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so silly she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Yo mama so silly she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so silly she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama so silly she walked into Wallgreens and said, “These walls aren’t even green!”

Yo mama so silly she went to the dentist to get BlueTooth.

Yo mama so silly she went to the YMCA thinking it’s Macy’s.

Yo mama so silly that when I said “drinks on the house,” she grabbed a ladder.

Yo mama so silly when the judge said, “Order in the court!” she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo mama so silly, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama so silly, she thought that Easter bunny was a Sunday bunny catch.

Yo mama's so silly she told the NFL players to bring spoons to the Superbowl.

Yo mama's so silly, she thought the quadratic formula was (-b +/- sq(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2aM