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Yo mama so fat she masturbates to The Food Network.
Yo mama so nasty she gave your daddy a blowjob then came into your room and gave you a kiss goodnight.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a blowjob was a tire change.
Yo mama so ugly that I wouldn't even fuck her with *your* dick!
Yo mama sucks so much dick her butt chin turned into a nut chin!
Yo mama's pussy is so cold, my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it.
Yo mama's pussy is so dry, sand crabs cary canteens.
Yo mama's pussy is so stank, you can't eat it without a lifeguard on duty.
Yo mama's so stupid after joining the I.R.A. and being told to blow up a bus, she burnt his lips on the exhaust pipe.
Yo mama's such a bitch, she barks when I fuck her doggy style.
Yo mama's such a bitch, she eats a Milkbone after each blowjob.
Yo mama's such a bitch, she had to get a rabies shot.
Yo mama's such a bitch, she has to wear a collar.
Yo mama's such a slut...she's prescribed the morning-after pill.
Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama's like a fan - she's always blowing someone.
Yo mama's like a police station, dicks going in and out all night.
Yo mama's like a squirrel, her mouth's always full of nuts.
Yo mama's like peanut butter: brown, creamy, and easy to spread.
Yo mama's pussy is so dry even the crabs carry canteens.
Yo mama's pussy is so nasty the crabs bungiee jump off her pubic hairs.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so fat but I fucked her anyway.
Yo mama's so fat I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat I tried to fuck her doggy style but I was just ridin' piggy back.
Yo mama's so fat she masturbates reading cookbooks.
Yo mama's so fat that the only way your dad managed to fuck her was to slap her ass and ride the waves...
Yo mama's so fat that when yo father wants to make love he has to slap her butt and ride the waves in.
Yo mama's so fat that your dad hired a bulldozer to have sex.
Yo mama's so fat when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
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