Yo Mama Politicla Jokes

Yo mama has no legs and talking about she's going to run for president.

Yo mama so fat McCain refers to her as "Those Ones."

Yo mama so old that she take cares george washington when he was young.

Yo mama so statist, she thinks Republican and Democrat politicians are different.

Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

Yo mama's so annoying that George Bush banned her from the United States.

Yo mama's so fat Al Gore accuses her of global warning everytime she farts!

Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

Yo mama's so fat that even Mitt Romney couldn't afford to take her out to dinner!

Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can see her from her house.

Yo mama's so fat that Sarah Palin can't see Russia anymore!.

Yo mama's so fat that when she visited Toronto's City Hall, she was arrested for attempting to smuggle 500 lbs of crack into Mayor Rob Ford's office.

Yo mama's so statist she cancelled her own health plan to enroll in Obamacare.

Yo mama's so statist she voted for Obama 12 times.

Yo mama's so ugly that even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!

Yo mamma so fat her ass has it's own Congressman.

Yo mamma so statist she think the Governor works for the President.

Yo mamma so statist she tried to vote for Al Gore as World Emperor.

Yo momma so fat we went to Mt. Rushmore and didnt know who's face to sit on.

Yo momma so old that she dated George Washington in high school.

Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on a quarter a booger came out George Washington's nose.