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Yo Mama so Lazy Jokes

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Yo mama's so lazy that she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama's so lazy, I’ve seen her step into a revolving door and wait.
Yo mama's so lazy, she's a "part-time" lord
Yo mamma so lazy she lets serious shit slide ...... down her leg and into her slippers.
Yo mamma so lazy she lets serious shit slide......down her leg and into her slippers.
Yo mamma's so lazy she pretends to be handicapped to get a good parking spot.
Yo moma so lazy, she stick her nose out the door and let the air blow it.

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Yo momma so fat and lazy the only pull-ups she does is in the Drive-Thru.
Yo momma so lazy if she was a kangaroo she would be a pouch potato.
Yo momma so lazy the only thing she gets excited about is cancelled plans.
Yo momma so lazy, she has a stay-at-home job and STILL can't get to work on time.
Yo momma so lazy, she just like butter, easy to spread.
Yo momma so lazy, she stay at home job and STILL cannot get to work on time.
Yo momma so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.
Yo' Mama's so lazy, she's still alive.

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