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Yo mama is so greasey that she single-handedly increased oil production and lowered gas prices.
Yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a band aid.
Yo mama so greasy her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama so greasy I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama so greasy if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot. Yo mama so greasy she uses Crisco to wash her hair.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats butter, syrup, excretes jam... and has a full time job at the' Pancake Palace' wiping pancakes across her forheed.
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama so greasy that I touched her and my hand was covered in bacon grease.
Yo mama so greasy that McDonalds rubbed her body over all the French fries.
Yo mama so greasy when she slid into second she ended up in Detroit.
Yo mama so greasy, I used her as an example to explain the drag coefficient of objects moving through a vacuum (9.8 m/s^2).
Yo mama so greasy, she uses Crisco to wash her hair.
Yo mama's so greasy that her face could free the U.S. from its dependence on foreign oil.
Yo mama's so greasy that her freckles slipped off.
Yo mama's so greasy that I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.
Yo mama's so greasy that if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.
Yo mama's so greasy that she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.
Yo mama's so greasy that she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy that she sweats Crisco!
Yo mama's so greasy that she uses bacon as a band-aid!
Yo mama's so greasy that she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo mama's so greasy that Texaco buys Oil from her.
Yo mama's so greasy that you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead.
Yo mama's so greasy, on hot days she cooks bacon strips on her ass cheeks!
Yo mamma's so greasy she butters bread with her tongue.
Yo momma so greasy she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.
Yo momma so greasy they hired her at the cinima to put the butter on the popcorn!
Yo momma's so greasy her idea of bottled water is the left over oil slime from a bacon, sausage and egg fry up.
Yo momma's so greasy she got a job at the cinema - buttering popcorn with her leg hair.
Yo momma's so greasy the chip shop uses her sweat as Deep Fry.
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