Yo mama's so short that when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.
Yo mama's so short that when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor.
Yo mama's so short when she tries to smoke weed she can't even get high.
Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her panties!
Yo mama's so short, that she can run track around the toilet!
Yo mama's so short, you can make a life size sculpture of her using one can of Play-Doh.
Yo mama, is so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mamma's so short, when she sits on the kurb her feet dangle.
Yo momma so short she has to look down to look up.
Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip.
Yo momma so short she pole vaults with a toothpick.
Yo momma's so short she can bungee-jump off a curb!
Your mama so short she could jump off the bed and commit suicide.
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