Yo Mama Yellow Jokes

Yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat the childern come running to the bus stop.

Yo mama so fat when she puts on yellow people think shes a bus.

Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow school bus she yelled "TWINKY".

Yo mama so white, when she smiles her teeth look yellow.

Yo mama teeth is so yellow, when she close her mouth, her stomach lights up.

Yo mama teeth so yellow, I can’t believe it’s not butter.

Yo mama's so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama's so fat when she saw a yellow bus going down the road she yelled "Hey! Stop that Twinkie."

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat the other people yell taxi, taxi.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.

Yo mama's so poor that when she tells people her address, she says "it's in the second alley from main street, beside the yellow dumpster."

Yo mama's so skinny that when she wore her yellow dress, she looked like an HB pencil.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that she spits butter!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles!

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when God said let there be light, she opened her mouth.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings "We're Walking on Sunshine."

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when she used Aim she missed.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, it looks like she's got a mouthful of corn pops.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butterscotch.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she yawns, traffic slows down!!

Yo mama's teeth is so yellow, "I can't believe it's not butter"!

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings “We’re Walking on Sunshine.”

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles, cars slow down.

Yo mamma's so hairy when she puts on a yellow dress she looks like big bird.

Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow she took the sun out of buisness.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, “STOP THAT TWINKIE!!”