Yo mama so ugly Jiraya doesn't even want to peek at her.
Yo mama so ugly she can't even get tentacle raped.
Yo mama so ugly she got turned down for a job at Gorilla Nation.
Yo mama so ugly she is the reason kakashi wears a mask
Yo mama so ugly she made Slaking stop loafing around!
Yo mama so ugly that Miroku avoided flirting with her.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looked at DEVEL, he turned in to stone.
Yo mama so ugly, when Goku saw her he said, GOD Damb' that is the ugliest face I've ever seen In my entire life.
Yo mama thought sailor moon actually sailed the moon!
Yo mama's breath is so nasty that it chases away Miasma.
Yo mama's nose hairs are so long that they make Bobobo jealous!
Yo mama's so fat Sasori's Satetsu Kaihou (that huge iron sand attack) was absorbed into her rolls.
Yo mama's sooo scary that she made Orichimaru scared!
Yo mama's soooo scary that the demons in Inuyasha didn't even want to eat her!
Yo mama's eyebrows are so thick, that even Rock Lee was disgusted.
Yo mama's so dumb she failed out of Cromartie High School.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she was handed the death note, she thought they were asking for her autograph.
Yo mama's so emo, that sasuke imidiatly had to cut his wrist after reading a poem from her.
Yo mama's so fat Choji told her to lose weight.
Yo mama's so fat even Frieza can't destroy her.
Yo mama's so fat even Golem Pica looks like a child besides her!
Yo mama's so fat even zoro can't cut her up.
Yo mama's so fat Gol D. Roger walked around her and became the Pirate King.
Yo mama's so fat Naruto couldn't make enough clones to see all sides of her.
Yo mama's so fat Naruto thought she was a Summon.
Yo mama's so fat she farted and created the Star village.
Yo mama's so fat she got stuck in the gate to Soul society.
Yo mama's so fat she makes Vash look anorexic!
Yo mama's so fat she rolled over and killed the entire Uchiha clan. (Sasuke was out fishing)
Yo mama's so fat she use Gin's Bankai as a tape-line.
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