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Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama so fat her blood type is Nutella.
Yo mama so fat she ate a school bus and thought it was a twinkie.
Yo mama so fat she ordered Nutrisystem for 20 days and ate it in 1.
Yo mama so short, she hang glides on a Dorito.
Yo mama so stupid she made an apointmant with Dr Pepper.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Al Pacino was a beverage at Starbucks.
Yo mama so stupid she thought McDonalds drive thru was ok to drive thru the building.
Yo mama so stupid she thought Minute Maid was a cleaning service.
Yo mama so stupid she tried hiking Mountain Dew.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put Skittles in alphabetical order.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy that she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.
Yo mama's so fat Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama's so fat she don't eat Wheat Thins, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama's so fat she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
Yo mama's so fat she got Amtrak tatooed on her ass.
Yo mama's so fat she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
Yo mama's so fat that she crushed Boga as soon as she mounted her.
Yo mama's so fat that she eats "Wheat Thicks".
Yo mama's so fat that when she sat on Wal-Mart, she lowered the prices.
Yo mama's so fat when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."
Yo mama's so poor that she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags and when I asked her what she was doing she said, "Buying luggage."
Yo mama's so short it took her a year to climb Mountain Dew.
Yo mama's so stupid she thought Walmart was a store that sold walls!
Yo mama's so stupid that she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Dr. Pepper.
Yo mama's so stupid that she uses Old Spice for cooking.
Yo mama’s so fat she uses a Snickers for a toothbrush.
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