Yo Mama Food Jokes

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."

Yo mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

Yo mama's so poor that I came over for dinner and she read me recipes.

Yo mama's so poor that when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said "Spagetti."

Yo mama's so poor that your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in a corner store and strafed to death.

Yo mama's so stupid she have to make introductions around the breakfast table every morning

Yo mama's so stupid she thinks a woman with crabs is a seafood delicacy.

Yo mama's so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?"

Yo mama's so ugly that she made an onion cry!

Yo mama’s so fat her blood type is ketchup.

Yo mama’s so skinny she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she cut herself, she bled Ragu.

Yo mom's so fat she made an email account just so she could eat the spam.

Yo mom's so fat she uses the asteroid belt to slice her foods.

Yo momma so fat I took her to dinner and the waitress took her order in shorthand.

Yo momma so fat she lives in two time zones: supper time and dinner time.

Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons.

Yo momma so poor the only time she smelled hot food was when a rich man farted!

Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg.

Yo momma so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

Yo momma so stupid she tried climbing Mountain Dew!

Yo momma's so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when it's time to eat.

Yo momma's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs

Yo momma's so poor when I asked her what was for dinner she put her feet on the table and said, "Corn."

Yo momma's so dumb she got locked in k-mart overnight and starved to death.

Yo momma's so dumb she starved to death in a grocery store.

Yo momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

Yo momma's so fat she was able to consume a whole pizza in one sitting.