Yo Mama Trademark Jokes

Yo mamma so stupid when she went to the quick shop she thought she could climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mamma's so dumb she wore a hard hat to Wal Mart because it said "Watch out for falling prices!"

Yo mamma’s so dumb when she saw Cheerio’s she said “hey look doughnut seeds!”

Yo momma so fat she uses the Kool-Aid man for a teacup.

Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Grenadine is made with real grenade juice!

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma's just like a Walmart. She's big. She's ugly. And she'll let anyone in.

Yo momma's so cheap instead of buying a fire alarm she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling

Yo momma's so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart, stumbled over K-Mart, and landed on Target.

Yo momma's so fat she wore a red sweater and everyone thought she was the Kool-Aid man.

Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the Quickie Mart and nearly starved to death.

Yo momma's so stupid she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo momma's so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"