Yo momma so fat she is an the course on the Tour de FAT bike races.
Yo momma so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo momma so poor her checks bounce like basketballs.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course.
Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life
Yo momma's so fat her favorite basketball team is the Denver Nuggets.
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a charity.
Yo momma's so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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