Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven.

Yo mama so fat when she falls on 12 street she ends up on 21 street.

Yo mama so fat when she farts in space there became an atmosphere on mars.

Yo mama so fat when she farts she flies out of this world.

Yo mama so fat when she gets in the elevator it has to go down.

Yo mama so fat when she gets in the elevator she pushed the up button she went down.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on a train or bus it sinks in to the ground.

Yo mama so fat when she laid on the beach Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.

Yo mama so fat when she saw a bull, she waved a cape in front of her mouth and said, "Toro."

Yo mama so fat when she stepped in the elevator she made it free fall to the earths core.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on the Titanic, it tipped over!

Yo mama so fat when she steps outside she gets stuck.

Yo mama so fat when she tried to commit suicide by jumping from a building, all the people shouted "NO! DONT DO IT! HAVE MERCY ON THE GROUND!"

Yo mama so fat when she turns around its her birthday.

Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!

Yo mama so fat when they asked which menus she reads, she said "You know, all of 'em."

Yo mama so fat you use her like a bean bag.

Yo mama so fat, in Willy Wonka's factory, she destroyed everything.

Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the sun!!!

Yo mama so fat, the Flash died running halfway around her.

Yo mama so fat, they weighed her on the scale and it read: To be continued.

Yo mama so gigantic, when she turns on the light, the moon orbits her.

Yo mama's so fat she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.

Yo Mama's so fat that she can eat your whole house for dinner without dying.

Yo Mama's so fat that she can go a week without food because she eats too much.

Yo Mama's so fat that she decided to take a diet but she ate 10 pounds of chocolate and failed.

Yo Mama's so fat that she irons her pants out on the driveway!

Yo mama's so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo Mama's so fat that when she goes in her car, she and her car explodes.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.