Yo Mama Mouth Jokes

Yo mama mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so fat when she saw a bull, she waved a cape in front of her mouth and said, "Toro."

Yo mama teeth is so yellow, when she close her mouth, her stomach lights up.

Yo mama's buck teeth are so big it looks like she's gota a pair of baby shoes in her mouth.

Yo mama's got three teeth...one in her mouth and two in her pocket.

Yo mama's like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama's so fat that she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama's so nasty that every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.

Yo mama's so stank every time she opens her mouth she's talking shit.

Yo mama's so tall that if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.

Yo mama's so ugly she has three teeth...one in her mouth & two in her pocket.

Yo mama's so ugly when I last saw a mouth like hers, it had a hook in it.

Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.

Yo mama's teeth are so rotten that when she smiles it looks like she has dice in her mouth.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when God said let there be light, she opened her mouth.

Yo momma mouth so big, when she smiles, her hair gets wet.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma's so fat her stomach got a cell phone to call her mouth when it's time to eat.