Yo Mama House Jokes

Yo mama house is so dusty-the bugs ride around in dune buggys

Yo mama is so poor, when the opens the front door to her house, she is in the back yard

Yo mama so dumb that she opened the window to see the other side.

Yo mama so fat that when she passed my house we lost 4 days of sunlight.

Yo mama so fat when she layed on the couch she made it into a blanket.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the house, she sat around the house!

Yo mama so poor when I rang her doorbell, she said "dingggg!".

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo mama so ugly people break into her house just to close the blinds.

Yo mama so ugly she gets arrested when she looks out the window.

Yo mama's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades.

Yo mama's house is so cold, the roaches ice skate through the kitchen.

Yo mama's house is so dirty that she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies.

Yo mama's house is so nasty, even the roaches wear slippers.

Yo mama's house is so small, even the welcome mat just says- WEL

Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock threw the window and hit everyone inside.

Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind.

Yo mama's house is so small, the cockroaches are hunchbacked.

Yo mama's house is so small, we had to eat a large pizza outside.

Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate.

Yo mama's house isso small I put my key in the lock and broke the back window.

Yo mama's house isso small I put my key inthe lock and stabbed everyone inside.

Yo mama's house isso small when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet.

Yo mama's house isso small when she let me in I was in the back yard.

Yo mama's so fat that when she sits around she actually sits around the house.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the house to pay RENT

Yo mama's house is so small I walked in the front door and tripped on the back fence.

Yo mama's house is so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.

Yo mama's house is so small that you have to go outside to change Yo mind.