Yo Mama Vehicle Jokes

It took Yo mama 10 tries to get her drivers license - she couldn't get used to the front seat!

Yo mama ao fat she has to sit in the middle of the car.

Yo mama is so poor she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo mama so dumb she saw a school bus and started running after it screaming "My TWINKEEEEEEEE!!'

Yo mama so dumb she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo mama so dumb when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo mama so fat I tried driving around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat when she puts on a yellow rain coat the childern come running to the bus stop.

Yo mama so fat when she puts on yellow people think shes a bus.

Yo mama so fat when she saw a yellow school bus she yelled "TWINKY".

Yo mama so fat when she walked through a drive through people thought she was a Cadillac escalade.

Yo mama so poor that I borrowed your skateboard and she called the cops saying her car got stolen.

Yo mama so short when she got in the car she couldn't reach the steering wheel.

Yo mama so stupid she got ran over by a parked car.

Yo mama so trashy she called for an Uber and a garbage truck pulled up.

Yo mama's so fat when she saw a yellow bus going down the road she yelled "Hey! Stop that Twinkie."

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.

Yo mama's so old she got her drivers license on a dinosaur

Yo mama's so old that she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama's so ugly that her face is blurred on her driver's license.

Yo mama's is so fat she drives a spandex car

Yo mama's so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows!

Yo mama's so fat her car is made of spandex.

Yo mama's so fat her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.

Yo mama's so fat she has to get out of the car to change gears.

Yo mama's so fat she has to get out of the car to change the radio station.

Yo mama's so fat she sets of car alarms when she walks.

Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."