Yo Mama so Dark Jokes

Yo mam is so dark, when she got in my car last night the Oil light came on.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark when I looked at her profile picture I thought my phone died.

Yo mama so dark, she's darker than a dark rooom!

Yo mama's so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama's so dark that when she puts on yellow lipstick, she looks like a cheese burger.

Yo mama's so dark, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama's so dark that her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mama's so dark that her nickname is midnight.

Yo mama's so dark that she bleeds molasses.

Yo mama's so dark that she could show up naked to a funeral.

Yo mama's so dark that she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama's so dark that she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama's so dark that she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama's so dark that she looks like a picture of outer-space with no stars... except when she smiles.

Yo mama's so dark that she makes asphalt look grey.

Yo mama's so dark that she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama's so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama's so dark that when her eyes are red she looks like a beeper.

Yo mama's so dark that when she goes outside, the streetlights turn on.

Yo mama's so dark that when she goes swimming it looks like an oil spill.

Yo mama's so dark that when she puts lotion on her legs it looks like she has on patent leather pants.

Yo mama's so dark that when she smiles at night she looks like a pack of floating Chicklets.

Yo mama's so dark that when the police shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights.

Yo mama's so when she went to night school the teacher marked her absent.

Yo momma so dark they die bowling balls in her bath water.

Yo momma so dark when people refer to Darkness comming in the future they refer to her next visit.