Yo Mama so White Jokes

Yo mama is so light skinned, if you turn the lights on she would disappear!

Yo mama is so old that when she was young, rainbows were black and white.

Yo mama is so white, she blinded the angels.

Yo mama is whiter than Mitt Romney in a Snow storm.

Yo mama so stupid she thought black people's shadows were white!

Yo mama so white and fat, that she is often mistaken for the iceberg that sunk the titanic.

Yo Mama so white she blends in with the snow.

Yo mama so white she gets a tan from watching the microwave.

Yo mama so white she gets sunburned by the moon.

Yo mama so white she laid down on a bed and turned in to snow white.

Yo mama so white she makes a marshmallow look tan.

Yo mama so white she thought Malcolm X was a porno.

Yo mama so white she went to her wedding naked.

Yo mama so white that she got in the hot-tub and made creamer!

Yo mama so white that the sun has to put on sun glasses…

Yo mama so white that when you turn off the lights you can still see her.

Yo mama so white when god said let there be light he could not see her.

Yo mama so white when she has a threesome with black men they look like an oreo cookie.

Yo mama so white when she holds a Persian cat all you can see is its eyes.

Yo mama so white, in art class, the art teacher tried to use her for an alabaster sculpture!

Yo mama so white, Miley Cyrus said somebody sweep up the white trash.

Yo mama so white, she buys her makeup in the baking aisle.

Yo mama so white, she could go to her wedding naked.

Yo mama so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.

Yo mama so white, she makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look like a Mexican!

Yo mama so white, she makes the Queen look like Queen Latifah.

Yo mama so white, she makes Zooey Deschanel look like Oprah!

Yo mama so white, she uses cocaine for makeup.

Yo mama so white, she's in the Guiness Book of World Records for being the most racist person on the planet.

Yo mama so white, they use her in light houses to guide ships in at night!