Yo Mama Money Jokes

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill George Washington said o hail can you see, get your fat ass off me!

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washington’s nose.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bank they asked her to put on a ski mask.

Yo mama's so fat she has to keep pesos in one pocket and yen in the other.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made change.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a dollar and made it four quarters.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on four quarters and made a dollar.

Yo mama's so fat that a $700 billion bailout would only keep her fed for a week.

Yo mama's so fat that she gets group insurance.

Yo mama's so poor she doesn't even have a penny in Monopoly.

Yo mama's so poor that she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.

Yo mama's so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo mama's so stupid she walked into a 99 cent store and asked for a price check.

Yo mama's so stupid that if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.

Yo mama's so stupid that she asked for a price check at the dollar store.

Yo mama's so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her.

Yo mama's so ugly that when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

Yo mama's so ugly when she walked into a bank, they turned off the cameras.

Yo mamma's so fat she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quarters.

Yo mamma's so poor she puts food stamps in your penny loafers.

Yo momma so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

Yo momma so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo momma's so fat she stepped on a dollar and made change.