Yo Mama Music Jokes

Yo mama so fat and old she knows firsthand the song "London Bridge came falling down" is based on true events.

Yo mama so fat she made One Direction go other direction.

Yo mama so fat she said u cant touch this and the whole world did.

Yo mama so old her first concert was a Beethoven concert.

Yo mama so scary she made One Direction go the opposite way.

Yo mama so silly she put two quarters in her ear and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Yo mama so silly she went to the YMCA thinking it’s Macy’s.

Yo mama so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund!

Yo mama so stupid she thought The Backstreet Boys were a bunch of thugs hanging out in an alley.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought "Boyz II Men" was a daycare center.

Yo mama so ugly she made Justin Bieber say, "Never."

Yo mama so ugly that when Elvis Presley saw her in the V.I.P room he thought that she was a moose.

Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror Micheal Jackson sings beat it.

Yo Mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Athena never can't singing!

Yo mama's so stupid that she put 2 quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.

Yo mama's so stupid that she put two M&M's in her ears and thought she was listening to Eminem.

Yo mama's so fat she jumped into the ocean and the whales stated to sing "We are family".

Yo mama's so fat that when she sings, it's over for everybody.

Yo mama's so old she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama's so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks deadbeat is a type of music.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Mick Jagger was a breakfast sandwich!

Yo mama's so stupid that that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo mama's so ugly when Sam Smith saw her, he said "Oh won't you stay away from me."

Yo mamma so fat she asked Mark Foster for some advice and he said "raise up to your ability...if you can."

Yo mamma so stupid that she went to Dr. Dre for liposuction.

Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.