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Yo mama is so fat, when God said let there be light, she had to move!
Yo mama messed up so much not even god would forgive her sins.
Yo mama so Evil the devil fell in love with her.
Yo mama so evil, the devil sold his soul to her.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light (Brody says) can you please move out of the way.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move.
Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light she was in the way.
Yo mama so fat when God said let there be light, he asked her to move out of the way.
Yo mama so old she dated Adam before Eve came to Earth!
Yo mama so old she got her bible signed by jesus
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her kindergarten yearbook.
Yo mama so old she was best friends with Jesus.
Yo mama so old she was gods babysitter.
Yo mama so old she was sat next to Jesus in preschool
Yo mama so old she wrote Jesus's bible!
Yo mama so old she’s got an autographed copy of the Bible.
Yo mama so old that she birthed God.
Yo mama so old when moses parted the red sea she was on the other side fishing
Yo mama so tall she did a cartwheel and racked Jesus.
Yo mama so unfortunate looking that when the devil saw her, he started praying.
Yo mama so white when god said let there be light he could not see her.
Yo mama's so old she was a crossing guard for when Moses parted the red sea
Yo mama's so tall that if she did a back-flip she'd kick Jesus in the mouth.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow that when God said let there be light, she opened her mouth.
Yo mama's is so fat that when god said," Let there be light," he told her to move her fat ass out the way first!
Yo mama's so fat even God couldn't raise her spirits.
Yo mama's so fat God created her, and on the seventh day he rested.
Yo mama's so fat she fell out of a tree and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat she orbital skydived, and went straight to hell.
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