Yo Mama Star Trek Jokes

Quark's mama's teeth are so rotten, she looks like she's got a mouthfull of dice.

Ya mama's so stupid she jumped into a turbo lift shaft, and the ho went up!

Yo mama got so many reverse polarity muon fluxes, she needs a re-calibrated reverberating hydrospanner just to avoid the particle acceleration side effects!!

Yo mama is so ugly she made the EMH go blind.

Yo mama is so ugly that she made the EMH go blind.

Yo mama so dumb she thinks a movie raped your childhood!

Yo mama so dumb she thought that 'Boldly Go' was a planet in Star Trek where no one had gone to before.

Yo mama so dumb she was out smarted by a Pakled.

Yo mama so fat Data feels strong emotions of disgust and self-terminates.

Yo mama so fat she couldn't fit inside spacedock.

Yo mama so fat she got attacked by Starfleet cause she kept tryin ta eat the Milky Way.

Yo mama so fat she got stuck in the Bjoran wormhole.

Yo mama so fat she got stuck trying to enter the Nexus.

Yo mama so fat she makes Kirk look thin.

Yo mama so fat she managed to contain a warp core breach.

Yo mama so fat she need warp drive just to turn around.

Yo mama so fat that the replicator's scared of her.

Yo mama so fat that when she walks into a room the replicators stop working.

Yo mama so fat when she farts it rips a hole in the time space continuum.

Yo mama so fat when she fell over, she punched a hole in the fabric of space/time.

Yo mama so fat when she said beam me up Scotty he said, “I can’t your too heavy.”

Yo mama so ugly she did the truly impossible: she made Captain James T Kirk's penis go limp.

Yo mama so ugly she should be hauled away as garbage.

Yo mama so ugly, even the Borg doesn't want to assimilate her.

Yo mama so ugly.... she looks human! (Vulcan kids)

Yo mama's ass is so big 'n hairy, it looks like two Tellerites having an argument.

Yo mama's drawers so funky, the Conspiracy bugs check in, but they don't check out.

Yo mama's so dumb she likes Star Trek Nemesis!

Yo mama's so dumb she thinks S-Y-F-Y is the right way to spell Sci-Fi!

Yo mama's so dumb she thought the saucer section was in the replicator...