Yo mama Harry Potter

Ya mama’s so fat her wand is a Slim Jim.

Yo family's so poor that you make the weaseleys look like the Malfoy's!

Yo mama so dumb she licked the package her owl brought thinking it would give her Parseltounge.

Yo mama so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter.

Yo mama so easy everyone in Charms class has Expelliarmused on her Wingardium Leviosas.

Yo mama so fat even Grawp can’t pick her up!

Yo Mama so fat her boggart is a gym membership.

Yo mama so fat Ollivander gave her a pizza-core wand.

Yo mama so fat she ate the Death Eaters.

Yo mama so fat she ate the Marauder's Map thinking she spilled Skittles on some parchment.

Yo mama so fat she joined the Death Eaters cause she was hungry!

Yo mama so fat she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!

Yo mama so fat she sees the same sight whether she's at the start-of-term feast or the Room of Requirement.

Yo mama so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!

Yo mama so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.

Yo mama so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!

Yo mama so fat they’d have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower.

Yo mama so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep with her!

Yo mama so muggle the Sorting Hat didn't put her in a house, he put her in an economy studio apartment.

Yo mama so nasty Dobby wouldn’t even take her sock!

Yo mama so nasty that the order of the phoenix was “stay away from that woman!”

Yo mama so old she knew dumbledore before he went to hogwarts.

Yo mama so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.

Yo mama so poor she had to go to the Weasley’s for a loan.

Yo mama so poor she went to Honeydukes and put a chocolate frog on layaway.

Yo mama so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm.

Yo mama so skanky that the reason you’re called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is!

Yo mama so smelly Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.

Yo mama so stanky that not even dobby would accept one of her socks.