Yo Mama Celebrities Jokes

Yo mama's so old she sat next to Ben Franklin in kindergarden

Yo mama's so old the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama's so stupid that when Cassandra says "Moisturize!", she begins to sweat.

Yo mama's so ugly even PEWDIEPIE screamed because he thought she was a horror game.

Yo mama's so ugly she is Chuck Norris.

Yo mama's so ugly she made Arnold Schwarzenegger cry.

Yo mama's so ugly that Dr. Evazan looks like a male supermodel next to her.

Yo mama's so ugly that even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Yo mama's so ugly that Pythagoras wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle.

Yo mama's so ugly that she made Spike Spiegel choke on his cigarette

Yo mamas so stupid she went into the bakery looking for Tupac.

Yo mamma's so fat her baby picture was taken by Neil Armstrong.

Yo mamma’s so ugly she could model for Rob Liefeld

Yo momma so fat so when Neil Armstrong went to the moon, they launched off Yo momma.

Yo momma so fat when she sat on a penny and Abraham Lincolin said ouch.

Yo momma so nasty even Chris Rock won't make jokes about her!

Yo momma so trashy she make Paris Hilton look classy.

Yo momma so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!

Yo momma's so ugly, she made a gorilla's ass look like elvis presley

Yo momma's so fat she went to Jenny Craig and they said, "Sorry, we don't do miracles."

Yo momma's so stupid that Brian Herbert and Kevin J. Anderson wrote “Yo momma of Dune” and it still made more sense than Yo momma.

Yo sisters so slutty, she interned for Bill Clinton

Yo' Mama's so ugly, when Steve-O' saw her he turned his video camera off.

Your mama is so fat she's Miley Cyrus's Wrecking Ball.

Your mama so fat when she went to a Taylor Swift concert she took up all the seats and smooshed Taylor Swift.