Yo Mama Animal Jokes

I would have been your father but the damn dog beat me over the fence!

If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo momma's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.

Yo mama owes my dog some change.

Yo mama smells so bad even a dog won't sniff her ass.

Yo mama so fat a mosquito sucked her blood and got diabetes.

Yo mama so fat she tied a snake and made it into her bracelet.

Yo mama so fat she went into a zoo and a zookeeper said, "Oh boy...another elephant got out!"

Yo mama so fat that she sweats more than a dog in a chinese restaurant.

Yo mama so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo mama so fat when she went swimming a boy said "look mom a whale!"

Yo mama so fat when the people push her into the water there isn't enough room for the whales.

Yo mama so scary she went to the zoo and the lions, tigers, and bears said, “Oh, my!”

Yo mama so stupad she thinks sonic is an animal hedgehog with no shoes.

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something that fish smoke!

Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a fish!

Yo mama so stupid that if you asked her for a pet she would give you a human.

Yo mama so ugly she could scare a hungry pit bull off a meat truck.

Yo mama so ugly that she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to play with her dog.

Yo mama so ugly that the Elephant Man joined the mob against her claiming she was an animal.

Yo mama so ugly that when I took her to the zoo, they thanked me for returning her.

Yo mama so weird, she talks to animals as if they were babies.

Yo mama's so dirty a skunk smelled her ass and passed out.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.

Yo mama's so fat she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"

Yo mama's so fat that at the circus she nicknamed the elephant pee wee.

Yo mama's so fat that she has been declared a natural habitat for condors.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to seaworld the whales started singing "We Are Family".

Yo mama's so fat the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.

Yo mama's so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real.