Yo Mama Fashion Jokes

I saw Yo mama walking down the street wearing just one shoe...I said "have you lost a shoe?"....she said "no, I found one!!!"

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat her clothes come in three different sizes large, extra large, and oh my god its coming

Yo mama so stupid she walks down the road with one shoe on and when you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says, "No, I found one."

Yo mama wears a combat boots to bed at night.

Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat the other people yell taxi, taxi.

Yo mama's so poor that when she tells people her address, she says "it's in the second alley from main street, beside the yellow dumpster."

Yo mama's so fat all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.

Yo mama's so fat everytime she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat her favorite blouse is a tent.

Yo mama's so fat her tailor takes her measurements in light years.

Yo mama's so fat if she got your shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

Yo mama's so fat instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

Yo mama's so fat she can't tie her own shoes.

Yo mama's so fat she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.

Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pants in the driveway.

Yo mama's so fat she has to use sleeping bags for tube socks.

Yo mama's so fat she held up her stockings with hula-hoops.

Yo mama's so fat she left wearing hi-heals and came back wearing flats.

Yo mama's so fat she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.

Yo mama's so fat she uses a kiddie slide for a shoe horn.

Yo mama's so fat she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.

Yo mama's so fat she wears a hula-hoop for a belly-button ring.

Yo mama's so fat she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.

Yo mama's so fat she wears an asteroid belt.

Yo mama's so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama's so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.

Yo mama's so fat that when she got her shoes shined, she had to take the guys word for it.

Yo mama's so fat the army stole her pants for a parachute.