Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama's so fat she scared L into giving up all sweets.

Yo mama's so fat she sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat she sneezed and accidentally ate her self.

Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Fuck it, they don't pay me enough!"

Yo mama's so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her "Sorry, we don't do livestock."

Yo mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.

Yo mama's so fat she tripped over a rock and fell asleep trying to get up.

Yo mama's so fat she uses a bail of cotton, for a tampon.

Yo mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.

Yo mama's so fat she uses blanket as a washcloth.

Yo mama's so fat she uses the carpet as a blanket.

Yo mama's so fat she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mama's so fat she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.

Yo mama's so fat she went to the beach and EVERYONE got shade.

Yo mama's so fat she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

Yo mama's so fat she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

Yo mama's so fat she's got her own zip code.

Yo mama's so fat she's on a new diet... slim slow.

Yo mama's so fat she's once, twice, three times a lady.

Yo mama's so fat she's taller lying down.

Yo mama's so fat that "ACORN" registered her to vote eight times!

Yo mama's so fat that a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Yo mama's so fat that eating contests have banned her because she is unfair competition.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she turns around, she has another birthday.

Yo mama's so fat that everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama's so fat that her biography is called "The Audacity of Hardee's".

Yo mama's so fat that her derivative is strictly positive.

Yo mama's so fat that her lack of balance caused her to stumble into an Utapau sinkhole.

Yo mama's so fat that her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama's so fat that her neck looks like a dozen hot dogs!