Yo Mama so Fat Jokes

Yo mama's so fat that her waist size is the Equator.

Yo mama's so fat that I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat that I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat that if she swims in the sea the crowd thinks that an Island has just appeared.

Yo mama's so fat that if you hit her on the tighs you ride wave in.

Yo mama's so fat that in a love triangle, she'd be the hypotenuse.

Yo mama's so fat that she broke the HP limit!

Yo mama's so fat that she cant even fit in the expanding plug suit.

Yo mama's so fat that she cant reach into her back pocket.

Yo mama's so fat that she comes at you from all directions.

Yo mama's so fat that she could fall down and wouldn't even know it.

Yo mama's so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't have a tailor, she has a contractor.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet - she's worldwide.

Yo mama's so fat that she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so fat that she fell out of both sides of her bed.

Yo mama's so fat that she fell to the dark side and couldn't get back up.

Yo mama's so fat that she gets her toenails painted at Luckygs Auto Body.

Yo mama's so fat that she has her own gravity field.

Yo mama's so fat that she has TB... two bellies.

Yo mama's so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets.

Yo mama's so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat that she influences the tides.

Yo mama's so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat that she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama's so fat that she supported the bailout just because she wanted a 'barrel of pork'.

Yo mama's so fat that she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.

Yo mama's so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama's so fat that she walked into the Gap and filled it.