Yo mama's so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.
Yo mama's so fat that she was zoned for commercial development.
Yo mama's so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat that she's got every caterer in the city on speed dial!
Yo mama's so fat that she's got her own area code!
Yo mama's so fat that she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama's so fat that that her senior pictures had to be taken from a helicopter!
Yo mama's so fat that that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean...
Yo mama's so fat that the camera TAKES AWAY 10 lbs from her appearance.
Yo mama's so fat that the government could use her jelly-rolls to stop world hunger.
Yo mama's so fat that the highway patrol made her wear a sign saying "Caution! Wide Turn".
Yo mama's so fat that the last time the landlord saw her, he doubled the rent.
Yo mama's so fat that the only exercise she gets is when she chases the ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat that the only pictures you have of her were taken by satellite cameras.
Yo mama's so fat that the shadow of her butt weighs 100 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat that the sign inside one restaurant says, “Maximum occupancy: 300, or Yo momma.”
Yo mama's so fat that the stripes on her pajamas never end.
Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama's so fat that they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama's so fat that this town really ISN'T big enough for the both of us
Yo mama's so fat that we're in her right now!
Yo mama's so fat that Weight Watchers won't look at her.
Yo mama's so fat that when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama's so fat that when she asked for a waterbed, they put a blanket over the ocean!
Yo mama's so fat that when she asked me "what's up?" I said "your weight!"
Yo mama's so fat that when she backs up, her butt beeps.
Yo mama's so fat that when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "to be continued".
Yo mama's so fat that when she gets on the scale it says "We don't do livestock".
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes on a scale, it reads "lose some weight".
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