Yo momma so nasty she was declared quarentine since before she was born.
Yo momma so nasty skunks run from her.
Yo momma so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
Yo momma so nasty the bitches teeth look like she got jumped by the Cavity Creeps!!!
Yo momma so nasty they use her bath water in chemical warfare.
Yo momma so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt.
Yo momma's so nasty she leaves a ring around the bathroom when she takes a bath.
Your mama's so nasty, before she breast-feeds she has to boil her nipples.
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