Yo Mama so Nasty Jokes

Yo mama's so nasty that her shit is glad to escape.

Yo mama's so nasty that her tits leak sour milk.

Yo mama's so nasty that next to her a skunk smells sweet.

Yo mama's so nasty that she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mama's so nasty that she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama's so nasty that she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo mama's so nasty that she has more rappers in her than an iPod.

Yo mama's so nasty that she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.

Yo mama's so nasty that she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama's so nasty that she makes speed stick slow down.

Yo mama's so nasty that she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo mama's so nasty that she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo mama's so nasty that that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama's so nasty that the fishery pays her to stay away.

Yo mama's so nasty that the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.

Yo mama's so nasty they call her Norelco... Home of the triple head.

Yo mama's so nasty when I went to yo house said what's for dinner, Yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo mama's so nasty when I went to yo house said whats for dinner, Yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and said "crabs!"

Yo mama's so nasty when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

Yo mama's so nasty when someone asked her what she was going to eat, she spread her legs and pointed down.

Yo mama’s so nasty she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a pickle.

Yo mamma's so nasty she has to PUT ICE BETWEEN HER LEGS to keep crabs fresh.

Yo momma so nasty lice consider her a great vacation place.

Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.

Yo momma so nasty she brings speed stick to a stand still.

Yo momma so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo momma so nasty she is the breeding ground of some of the great flea circus performers.

Yo momma so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo momma so nasty she put on Secret deoderant and it told on her.

Yo momma so nasty she uses drano to douche.