Yo Mama Call of Duty Jokes

Yo mama smells so bad that when I call in the DOgs.

Yo mama so dumb she thinks an Extended Mag is when there are extra pages in her Readers Digest.

Yo mama so fat lightweight isnt an option on her perks list.

Yo mama so fat people dont even need the aim-assist to quick-scope her!

Yo mama so fat she drops 10 blue packages when you kill her with scavenger.

Yo mama so fat she runs around the house with Akimbo sandwiches.

Yo mama so fat that she counts as a 5 kill streak on Call Of Duty.

Yo mama so fat when she dies on call of duty that player gets a 5 person kill streak.

Yo mama so fat when she gets killed the other person gets + 2 kills.

Yo mama so fat you get a 5 kill streak if you kill her on call of duty.

Yo mama so poor people with scavenger get IOUs from her

Yo mama so stupid she used a barrett on vacant.

Yo mama so stupid someone said C4, and she said I only see one!

Yo mama so ugly semtex wont even stick to her.

Yo mama's so fat her care packages drop cakes.

Yo mama's so fat I got a lock on with my stinger missile.

Yo mama's so fat she brings down her own Osprey Gunner.

Yo mama's so fat she can cap all 3 flags at once.

Yo mama's so fat she still runs at normal speed with lightweight on.

Yo mama's so fat she stopped playing COD because holding the controller was making her tired.

Yo mama's so fat she takes over the whole radar during a UAV scan.

Yo mama's so fat that when she spawns in on dome she takes up all the spawn points and makes the other team forfeit.

Yo mama's so fat that when we were playing Call of Duty, I got a 20 kill streak for killing her.

Yo mama's so fat when she plays Cod she covers the entire map.

Yo mama's so statist, that when you played Call of Duty she only allowed you to use guns that held less than 10 rounds.

Yo mama's so stupid in Call Of Duty she asks how to throw a grenade.

You mamma so fat. She is the map in call of duty!