Yo Mama Minecraft Jokes

Yo mama so stupid she don't know how to craft a crafting table!

Yo mama so stupid she had vanilla Minecraft and asked how to get chocolate!

Yo mama so stupid she hugged a creeper.

Yo mama so stupid that when she got to the end she said "where's the beginning"

Yo mama so ugly it's the reason creepers explode.

Yo mama so ugly she went to the Nether and made the ghasts cry!

Yo mama so ugly she's like an Enderman: Don't look at the face.

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason creepers blow up.

Yo mama so ugly that when she entered the End, every enderman teleported out.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at an enderman in the eyes, it screamed and ran away!

Yo mama so ugly when she played Minecraft all the enderman teleported away to another server.

Yo mama so ugly zombies run away instead of her.

Yo mama so ugly, Ghast fireballs miss her and say, oh hell noooooo!

Yo mama's is like an Enderman - People try hard not to stare.

Yo mama's so dark she makes Endermen look white.

Yo mama's so dark Steve mistakened her for obsidian.

Yo mama's so fat she broke obsidian by stepping on it.

Yo mama's so fat she can break Bedrock by standing on it.

Yo mama's so fat she got hit by a minecart and said "Who threw that rock?".

Yo mama's so fat she provides shade for skeletons and zombies.

Yo mama's so fat Steve had to push her so daylight would come.

Yo mama's so fat that when she joined a Minecraft server, she crashed it.

Yo mama's so short a silverfish ran over her.

Yo mama's so short she found diamonds and couldn't reach them.

Yo mama's so skinny skeletons tell her she needs to eat something.

Yo mama's so slow Herobrine caught her while he was walking.

Yo mama's so stupid she asked an Enderman if he wanted to have a staring contest.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to hug a creeper.

Yo mama's so stupid she tried to make coal tools.

Yo mama's so tall she makes Endermen look like Keebler Elves.