Yo Mama World of Warcraft Jokes

Yo mama smells so bad, she got kicked out of an ogre camp.

Yo mama so fat Cleave only hits Yo mama!

Yo mama so fat I dropped spirit link near her and gained 50 lbs.

Yo mama so fat it took a dozen mages to port her to Dalaran.

Yo mama so fat Patchwerk don't want to play.

Yo mama so fat people mistake her for the 3rd whale shark.

Yo mama so fat she fell in un goro and made a crater

Yo mama so fat she left Thunder Bluff and aggro'd Hogger

Yo mama so fat she needs Cartographer to find her bung hole.

Yo mama so fat she sank the airship in Deepholm.

Yo mama so fat she sat on the Black Temple and turned it into the Sunken Temple.

Yo mama so fat she specced Balance and crashed the server.

Yo mama so fat she takes an entire 3-set mount.

Yo mama so fat she tried to pop sprint and still ran at normal speed!

Yo mama so fat she's a 40-man raid.

Yo mama so fat the only mount that will take her is a Whale Shark.

Yo mama so fat Therazane said "Dayum!".

Yo mama so fat Therazane thinks she needs to lose some weight

Yo mama so fat when she jumped she caused the cataclysm.

Yo mama so stupid when Eye of the Storm popped she looted her own tv.

Yo mama so ugly her Blind has no cooldown.

Yo mama's so fat a DK tried to use Deathgrip and got a Hernia!

Yo mama's so fat all of her gear is "of the whale".

Yo mama's so fat her 4pc set bonus was fries and a coke!

Yo mama's so fat it takes three mages to get her through a portal, one to make it, one to grease it, and the third to put a food table on the other side.

Yo mama's so fat she slipped in the Well of Eternity and got stuck.

Yo mama's so fat that chain lightning hits her three times.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes 25 players slots in 25man raid!

Yo mama's so stupid she's immune to Mind Blast.

Yo mama's so stupid that she takes mana breaks while playing a warrior.