Yo Mama Geographic Jokes

Yo mama's so fat that when she plays hopscotch, she goes "New York, L.A., Chicago..."

Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean

Yo mama's so fat when she went to a dating service, they matched her up with Detroit.

Yo mama's so fat when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

Yo mama's so stupid she drove all the way to New Mexico with the handbrake on.

Yo mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store.

Yo mama's so ugly she was the reason the Great Wall of China was invented!!

Yo mamma so fat she went for a swim and Spain claimed her as their country.

Yo mamma's so greasy when she slid into second she ended in Detroit.

Yo mamma’s so fat she jumped off the Empire State Building and bounced back up.

Yo mom's fat, she is standing on Marianas Trench, which is the reason why it’s the lowest point on Earth.

Yo mom's so fat Russia can see her from *their* house.

Yo momma so fat bitch went to Kuwait to light a fag.

Yo momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!

Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo momma so fat she uses Mexico as her tanning bed.

Yo momma so fat she's got Brighton stuck up her arse.

Yo momma so fat The Himalayas are practices runs to prepare for her.

Yo momma so fat when she brings down the house she takes New York with her.

Yo momma so skinny she could start a Weight Watchers in Ethiopia!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!

Yo momma's so fat she tripped over Tokyo and landed in Hawaii.

Yo momma's so fat that she sank down through the earth and found China.

Yo momma's so fat when she fell in the Grand Canyon she got stuck.

Yo momma's so fat when she ordered a water bed, they put a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

Yo momma's so fat when she tripped in Ohio, Tokyo had an aftershock

Yo momma's so fat when she went swimming at the beach a Spaniard claimed her as a new world!

Yo momma's so fat when she went to San Francisco, she crushed Hollywood.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought Australians used monkey bars to get around.

Yo sister so fat, shes the reason London Bridge is falling down.