Yo momma got a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle?
Yo momma got a face like a half-sucked mango
Yo momma got a face like a welder's bench.
Yo momma got a face like half a pound of smacked twat and a hairy pie.
Yo momma got a face like someone has been chopping sticks on her face ... and left the axe in!
Yo momma got a face like the south end of a north-bound camel
Yo momma got a wooden leg w/a real foot.
Yo momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
Yo momma got a' afro, wit' a chin strap!!!!
Yo momma got eyeballs in her kneecaps & her name's Neicee
Yo momma got eyes in her butt talking about "Damn, did you see that shit?!"
Yo momma got no legs & her name's Contsuelo
Yo momma got so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
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