Yo Mama Holiday Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid that I told her Christmas was just around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.

Yo mama's so stupid that she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.

Yo mama's so stupid that she was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.

Yo mama's so ugly - she has to trick or treat over the phone

Yo mama's so ugly that people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mama's so ugly that Santa pays an elf to drop off her gifts at Christmas.

Yo mama's so ugly that she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween!

Yo mama's so ugly that the government moved Halloween to her birthday!

Yo mama's so ugly that when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama’s so fat that when I took a picture of her last Christmas it’s still printing.

Yo mom's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.

Yo mom's so ugly that when she was young she had to trick or treat over the telephone.

Yo momma like Santa Claus! Ho! Ho! Ho

Yo momma so fat Thanksgiving day she ate dinner for 6 hours, then said "I am going to walk this meal off" I said "Call me when you get to Brazil".

Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo momma so ugly that Santa came on Christmas Eve, he said "Ho! Ho! Holly shit!!!"

Yo momma's so fat Santa gave her his suit for Christmas.

Yo momma's so fat Santa thought she was Mrs.Claus.

Yo momma's so fat when Santa saw her he asked "who put this mirror here?"

Yo momma's so fat when she pretended to be Santa and go down the chimney she got stuck .

Yo momma's so fat when she was at the mall children kept trying to "sit on Santa's lap"!

Yo momma's so short she was mistaken for a Christmas elf.

Yo momma's so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

Yo momma's so ugly in September, folk say, "Man, can't believe it's Halloween already."

Yo momma's so ugly kids dress up as her for Halloween

Yo momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.